I can’t believe I didn’t know this before, but apparently “Champ” Bailey, the cornerback for the Denver Bronco’s, has a brother named “Boss” (who also plays for the Bronco’s). Can I become the next Bailey brother, “Chief” or “Sport” or how about “Hoss” – I’d be a dope “Hoss” ? I know I’m not gifted (well, athletically at least ) enough to be a pro football player, but I could be a half-brother from the suburbs or something.

[Editors Note] So I was originally going to write about how the mother of “Champ” and “Boss” Bailey – both pro football players – was a freaking genius for naming her kids, “Champ” and “Boss” But being the diligent journalist that I am, I checked on Wikipedia to see if they had any other siblings with kick-ass names and as it turns out, these are just nicknames. At which point I said to myself, eff that.