After staring deep into Matt’s eyes on Saturday (if you haven’t tried it, I highly recommend it), I’ve come to the conclusion that he has not stolen my American Beer DVD. Please accept my most sincere apology, Matt. I hope you can forgive me.
Therefore, since Matt is no longer a person of interest in the abduction of this movie, my investigation must continue on. Any persons with information regarding this missing DVD please contact me immediately. A 1-million dollhair reward goes to the first person that provides information that leads to the recovery of said movie.
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It’s just so sad that I had to pop up as a suspected criminal. I hope you realize the pain you have caused me and my family.
I still love you but I’m pretty upset about the whole thing. Probably gonna have to go to counseling or something…
Posted 18 Mar 2008 at 10:09 pm ¶Well, when you hang out with a bad crowd (*cough*Jeff*cough*), these things are bound to happen.
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